If you value your life, please seek shelter from Michele Bachmann.
But maybe you'll think twice before signing that petition: some folks wonder if the NSA's surveillance program is really meant to spy on environmentalists. Now, that may sound like excessive paranoia to you, but as Paul Bibeau says on his Goblinbooks blog: "The NSA Is Beyond My Ability To Satirize It."
In other news, the olinguito is rather cute. Also, lobster baby!